Saturday, December 3, 2011

Give a sign

Well, by now you might have thought about ways to DESTROY LITTER ONCE AND FOR ALL!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well, to that I say good job! But, to actually get the message out, you need to be able to take action. Make signs, billboards, banners, ANYTHING that could spread the word, including bake sales and car washes. You can make a HUGE, no, GARGANTUAN difference by just engaging in one activity, like the ones listed above. Well? What are you waiting for? Go out and save the world!
-Headmaster of ending litter.

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Why litter?

Now, all you fellow litter haters, you might be wondering: "Hey? Why do people litter like that?" Well, I can think of three reasons why people litter:

(1). They want to save time and get away quick.
(2). They want to spare the "hassle" of going to the garbage can.
(3). They don't really care about Earth anymore.

Seems like terrible reasons, right? I thought you would agree! So, here's the question: How do we stop it from happening? Well, you could make a speech on why litter is a no go zone- but, as Headmaster of ending litter, I advise we do that later. Let's try and start out small, okay? Good. Now, one of the best ways to stop litter is to create a group of people that hate litter. Next, you need a place where you can get together and talk about ways to stop litter. I created this blog so you can do just that! To "talk" to each other, all you have to do is type what you would say if you were talking to everyone face-to-face. Now, all you have to do is strike up a conversation on the comments page! I'll stop here and give you a chance to start talking to each other. Later! -Headmaster of ending litter.

Friday, October 7, 2011

Beggining of the end......of litter!

Hello, everyone! If you're reading this post, you probably aren't a big fan of litter, and you wish people would stop. If not, you might want to leave. Okay, so you want people to stop throwing trash on the ground, right? Well, then, this is the place for you! Now, lets take a little quiz to see what YOU would do when you come across a litter bug.

1. You see a man throw trash out the window of his car. What do you do?

(a). You yell "IDIOT!" at the man while he drives away.
(b). You go over and politely pick up the man's trash and throw it away.
(c). You take a picture of the man's license plate and quickly report to the police.

If you chose.......
(a): You really care about litter- perhaps a little TO much! Maybe you should just turn it down a notch.
(b): You're on the right track- keep up the good work!
(c): You did the right thing- in most cases. My advice: don't do that all the time. Just think before you report.

Okay. Well, this is it. I hope you enjoyed my newest post! - Headmaster of ending litter.